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Define: "Agile methodology"
What HR thinks it means:
A project management approach characterized by building products using short cycles of work.
What it actually means:
"We don't have a plan, we refuse to write documentation, and the requirements will change every Tuesday."
Use it in a meeting:
"Thanks to our strict adherence to Agile methodology, we have successfully shipped fifty minor bugs this sprint instead of one working feature."
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