Define: "Air-Dash" in Business
Multi-headcount capital waste
"If someone air-dashes to your location, book all the conference rooms so they have nowhere to sit."
To take an urgent, short-notice flight to address critical business matters in person.
What does "Air-Dash" actually mean?
"Burning thousands of corporate dollars to have an argument in a different time zone that could have been an email."
"Leadership will air-dash to the client site tomorrow to finalize the enterprise agreementEnterprise AgreementA financial hostage situation where you are legally bound to pay astronomical licensing fees for the next five years.."
"The VP decided to air-dash to the regional office just to stand behind us while we fixed the outage."
By The Chief Waste Officer
18 years in the corporate trenches quantifying waste so you don't have to.
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