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Define: "As per my last email"
What HR thinks it means:
A reference to information previously provided in a written communication.
What it actually means:
"You lack basic reading comprehension skills, so I am forcing you to read it again."
Use it in a meeting:
"As per my last email, the Q3 roadmap clearly states we are not migrating to the cloudThe CloudSomeone else's computer that we are now paying a 400% premium to use. until January, which you would know if you bothered to read it."
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