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Define: "Bare Minimum Mondays"
What HR thinks it means:
A wellness-focused approach to the start of the week, prioritizing low-stress tasks to prevent employee burnout.
What does "Bare Minimum Mondays" actually mean?
"Refusing to do any actual work before Tuesday afternoon to silently protest the fact that you answered emails on Sunday."
Use it in a meeting:
"Don't bother scheduling a sync today; the entire engineering team is observing Bare Minimum Mondays and won't turn their cameras on."
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