Define: "Bifurcate" in Business
Minimal fiscal damage
"Nod intelligently then configure a single VRF anyway because they will never actually log into the CLI to check."
To divide a project process or team into two distinct branches.
What does "Bifurcate" actually mean?
"Splitting a perfectly functional architecture into two disjointed systems because a director learned a new word."
"We will bifurcate the reporting structure to improve operational efficiency."
"The architect decided to bifurcate the unified Cisco SDA fabric into two isolated control planes successfully guaranteeing a routing black hole."
By The Chief Waste Officer
18 years in the corporate trenches quantifying waste so you don't have to.
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