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Define: "Chalk and Cheese" in Business

The corporate definition of Chalk and Cheese
Fiscal Threat Level
MODERATE

High risk of unnecessary meetings

CWO Pro-Tip

"Write a single rollback command in Notepad, decline the mandatory sync call, and let the resulting broadcast storm prove your point."

What HR thinks it means:

Used to describe two things that are fundamentally different or incompatible.

What does "Chalk and Cheese" actually mean?

"The polite British way to say your Next-Gen firewall and legacy switches fundamentally despise each other."

How HR uses it:

"The two departments' operating styles are like chalk and cheese."

How you actually use it:

"Trying to integrate the legacy core with the new Cisco SDA fabric is like chalk and cheese."

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