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Define: "Diarize" in Business
Fiscal Threat Level
MODERATE
High risk of unnecessary meetings
CWO Pro-Tip
"Set your default calendar permissions to hide your free/busy details to block their attacks."
What HR thinks it means:
To schedule an appointment or event in a calendar.
What does "Diarize" actually mean?
"Weaponizing a calendar invite to violently assert dominance over another person's afternoon."
How HR uses it:
"Please diarize a catch-up session for us next week."
How you actually use it:
"Let me diarize a sync so I can talk over you for 45 minutes straight."
By The Chief Waste Officer
18 years in the corporate trenches quantifying waste so you don't have to.
Published: 2026-10-02
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