Define: "Drink from the firehose" in Business
Multi-headcount capital waste
"You are about to be drowned in undocumented legacy systems. Update your resume while you still have the will to type."
To be overwhelmed by a massive amount of information at once.
What does "Drink from the firehose" actually mean?
"Our onboarding process is non-existent, so here is a chaotic dump of unorganized documentation. Good luck."
"The onboarding process can feel like drinking from the firehose, but you will catch on quickly."
"New hires are expected to drink from the firehose, which translates to reading 400 pages of outdated Confluence wikis while openly weeping."
By The Chief Waste Officer
18 years in the corporate trenches quantifying waste so you don't have to.
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