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Define: "Ecosystem"
What HR thinks it means:
A complex network or interconnected system of products.
What it actually means:
"A convoluted mess of legacy apps that are held together by a single, terrifying bash script."
Use it in a meeting:
"Our IT ecosystem is less of a well-oiled machine and more of a digital landfill glued together with forgotten bash scripts from 2008."
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