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Define: "FTE (Full-Time Equivalent)" in Business
Fiscal Threat Level
SEVERE
Catastrophic fiscal burn
CWO Pro-Tip
"Never become known as a fraction. Make yourself a singular point of failure so they cannot afford to lose you."
What HR thinks it means:
A unit of measurement used to determine the workload of an employed person.
What does "FTE (Full-Time Equivalent)" actually mean?
"Dehumanizing a living employee into a decimal point so it is emotionally easier to fire them."
How HR uses it:
"The new project will require at least two additional FTEs to complete on time."
How you actually use it:
"We need to cut 1.5 FTEs from the budget, so look busy."
By The Chief Waste Officer
18 years in the corporate trenches quantifying waste so you don't have to.
Published: 2026-10-02
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