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Define: "Herding cats"

The corporate definition of Herding cats

What HR thinks it means:

Attempting to control or organize a group of inherently uncontrollable entities.

What it actually means:

"Trying to get three developers, a project manager, and a client on the same call."

Use it in a meeting:

"Getting the networking, security, and dev teams to agree on a unified IP schema is quite literally like herding cats through a minefield."

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