Define: "Munted" in Business
Catastrophic fiscal burn
"Always have an out-of-band management console ready. If you don't have one, start updating your resume."
A colloquial expression indicating a system or hardware asset is currently non-operational and requires maintenance.
What does "Munted" actually mean?
"A core piece of infrastructure that has been completely and irreparably bricked by a rushed firmware update."
"Please report any defective or non-operational assets to the IT service desk for immediate replacement."
"I tried to push that Friday afternoon patch to the edge router and now the whole chassis is completely munted."
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