Define: "Parallelly" in Business
Multi-headcount capital waste
"Remind them that doing two things at once just means both will be broken at the same time. Demand prioritized sequencing."
The execution of multiple tasks or initiatives at the same time to increase overall efficiency.
What does "Parallelly" actually mean?
"A project manager's casual demand that you execute two highly complex, completely unrelated infrastructure migrations simultaneously with no extra staff."
"We need the development and security teams working parallelly on this release to hit the deadline."
"Please upgrade the core datacenter switches and parallelly rewrite the global firewall policies by Tuesday."
By The Chief Waste Officer
18 years in the corporate trenches quantifying waste so you don't have to.
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