Home > Dictionary > PI Planning
Define: "PI Planning"
What HR thinks it means:
Program Increment Planning, a cadenceCadenceHow frequently we will interrupt your actual work to ask if your actual work is done.-based event for aligning Agile teams.
What it actually means:
"Trapping 150 engineers in a room for two days to play with sticky notes while the network burns."
Use it in a meeting:
"We wasted three days in PI Planning writing impossible commitments on sticky notes that will be completely irrelevant by next Wednesday."
Related Terminology
Tired of hearing this?
Next time someone says "PI Planning" in a meeting, track exactly how much company money they just wasted. Play Buzzword Bingo, generate a waste invoice, and stop the bleeding.
