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Define: "Pivot"
What HR thinks it means:
Changing our strategic direction to adapt to market needs.
What it actually means:
"Management realized the original plan was terrible and is now pretending this was the idea all along."
Use it in a meeting:
"After burning through $2 million in VC funding, the startup decided to pivot from AI blockchain to selling organic dog treats."
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