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Define: "Scrum Master"
What HR thinks it means:
A facilitator for an Agile development team.
What it actually means:
"A meeting coordinator who asks you 'what are your blockers' every morning at 9:00 AM."
Use it in a meeting:
"Our Scrum Master spends 40 hours a week aggressively asking professional engineers if they have updated their Jira tickets yet."
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