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Define: "Seamless"
What HR thinks it means:
Moving smoothly from one stage to the next without interruption.
What it actually means:
"The transition will be a chaotic nightmare, but we'll hide the errors from the client."
Use it in a meeting:
"The vendor promised a seamless migration, which is corporate code for 'the downtime will be catastrophic, but we won't officially admit fault.'"
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