Define: "Status Squatting" in Business
Minimal fiscal damage
"A mechanical mouse jigglerMouse JigglerThe sacred physical hardware device standing between an employee's work-life balance and draconian corporate bossware. plugged into a wall outlet leaves no USB logs for IT to find."
Maintaining an active online presence without actively working.
What does "Status Squatting" actually mean?
"Rigging a heavy object on your keyboard's spacebar so Teams stays green while you walk the dog."
"Status squatting undermines our remote work trust policy."
"She's been status squatting all afternoon, no way she is actually reading that documentation."
By The Chief Waste Officer
18 years in the corporate trenches quantifying waste so you don't have to.
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