Define: "VIP Triage" in Business
Multi-headcount capital waste
"Never volunteer for this queue. Let the helpdesk handle the VIPs while you manage the actual infrastructure."
Prioritizing technical support for key executives to minimize disruption to leadership.
What does "VIP Triage" actually mean?
"Abandoning a failing OSPF topology to make sure the CEO's Zoom background works."
"Our helpdesk utilizes VIP triage to ensure our leadership team remains fully operational."
"I got pulled off the data center migration for VIP triage because the CFO couldn't figure out how to unmute himself."
By The Chief Waste Officer
18 years in the corporate trenches quantifying waste so you don't have to.
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