Define: "Agile Transformation" in Business
Catastrophic fiscal burn
"Learn the buzzwords. As long as you say 'iteration' and 'cadenceCadenceHow frequently we will interrupt your actual work to ask if your actual work is done.', you can keep doing your job exactly how you did it before."
The process of transitioning an organization to agile software development methodologies.
What does "Agile Transformation" actually mean?
"A multi-million dollar consultant grift that renames all your existing meetings and somehow makes everything slower."
"The company is undergoing an agile transformation to improve delivery speeds."
"The agile transformation has successfully converted our one weekly meeting into daily 45-minute interrogations."
By The Chief Waste Officer
18 years in the corporate trenches quantifying waste so you don't have to.
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Tired of hearing this?
Next time someone says "Agile Transformation" in a meeting, track exactly how much company money they just wasted. Play Buzzword Bingo, generate a waste invoice, and stop the bleeding.
