Define: "Botshitting" in Business
Multi-headcount capital waste
"Ask the author to explain page four on a live call without looking at their screen. Watch them sweat."
The utilization of generative artificial intelligence tools to rapidly draft strategic documents, communications, or technical analyses without prior subject matter verification.
What does "Botshitting" actually mean?
"I used a chatbot to hallucinate a 12-page architecture proposal in 30 seconds, and now it is your job to spend three days proving why it violates the laws of physics."
"To prevent botshitting in client deliverables, all AI-assisted proposals must undergo peer review."
"Bob from PM spent all morning botshitting a zero-trust firewall migration plan that references three Cisco CLI commands that do not actually exist."
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18 years in the corporate trenches quantifying waste so you don't have to.
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