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Define: "Cottage-blurring" in Business

The corporate definition of Cottage-blurring
Fiscal Threat Level
MODERATE

High risk of unnecessary meetings

CWO Pro-Tip

"Working while on vacation. Turn off your VPN and enjoy the lake."

What HR thinks it means:

Utilizing virtual background features during remote work to maintain a professional appearance.

What does "Cottage-blurring" actually mean?

"Aggressively blurring your video background to hide the fact that you are working from a cabin three hours north of the city instead of your approved home office."

How HR uses it:

"Please ensure your background is professional; cottage-blurring is acceptable provided your connection is stable."

How you actually use it:

"Sarah claims she’s in downtown Toronto, but she’s definitely cottage-blurring right now. You can literally hear a loon."

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Published: 2026-03-06

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