Define: "Digital Transformation" in Business
Catastrophic fiscal burn
"Update your resume. 'Transformation' usually ends with the original IT staff being transformed into unemployed people."
The integration of digital technology into all areas of a business to fundamentally change how it operates.
What does "Digital Transformation" actually mean?
"A multi-million dollar executive mandate that translates directly to migrating the entire infrastructure over a holiday weekend with zero documentation."
"This digital transformation initiative will empowerEmpowerDelegating all the responsibility and blame to you, while retaining none of the budget. our teams and streamline cross-functional workflows."
"Our digital transformation journey currently consists of replacing a functioning legacy database with a broken web app."
By The Chief Waste Officer
18 years in the corporate trenches quantifying waste so you don't have to.
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Tired of hearing this?
Next time someone says "Digital Transformation" in a meeting, track exactly how much company money they just wasted. Play Buzzword Bingo, generate a waste invoice, and stop the bleeding.
