Define: "Follow the Sun" in Business
Fiscal Threat Level
Catastrophic fiscal burn
CWO Pro-Tip
"Document your handover notes in exhaustive detail. When they inevitably fail to read them, you have the paper trail to save your job."
What HR thinks it means:
A global workflow model where tasks are passed between offices in different time zones to ensure continuous operation.
What does "Follow the Sun" actually mean?
"Handing off a critical P1 routing loop at 5:00 PM to an offshore team who will immediately ignore the ticket until you log back in tomorrow."
How HR uses it:
"Our new follow the sun support structure will significantly improve response times for our international clients."
How you actually use it:
"We utilize a follow the sun model, which effectively means the network is broken in three different time zones simultaneously."
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Tired of hearing this?
Next time someone says "Follow the Sun" in a meeting, track exactly how much company money they just wasted. Play Buzzword Bingo, generate a waste invoice, and stop the bleeding.
