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Define: "Spitting the dummy" in Business

The corporate definition of Spitting the dummy
Fiscal Threat Level
HIGH

Multi-headcount capital waste

CWO Pro-Tip

"Put your headset on mute and let them tire themselves out. Do not yield to tantrums."

What HR thinks it means:

Exhibiting a sudden display of unprofessional frustration or an emotional outburst.

What does "Spitting the dummy" actually mean?

"The exact emotional state of a Vice President when you calmly inform them that their cloud migration violates three different compliance laws."

How HR uses it:

"We must ensure we maintain our professionalism and avoid spitting the dummy when receiving constructive feedback."

How you actually use it:

"The Sales Director started spitting the dummy when I told him he couldn't have domain admin rights."

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Published: 2026-05-22

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