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Define: "Hope this finds you well"
What HR thinks it means:
A polite opening greeting used in professional correspondence.
What it actually means:
"I do not care how you are doing, I just need you to send me the PDF."
Use it in a meeting:
"Hope this finds you well, because I am about to assign you 47 overdue Jira tickets that the previous developer abandoned."
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